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the most attractive person who ever lived and also the most annoying

I'd follow her to the moon and back just to shut her up.

She’s hot but also the reason I failed math.

If she smiled at me I’d probably die from happiness and embarrassment.

a human-shaped god who looks good in everything and also makes people cry

She wore a hat and I cried like a baby.

I saw her in a sock and I started sobbing.

She walked into a room and I broke down.

the reason why some people are born and others are just stuck with bad luck

I was born in the same year as her and I feel like I lost the lottery.

She’s like a unicorn and I’m just a sad, regular horse.

She’s the sunshine and I’m the rain.