Hailea

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a psycho white girl who shakes her butt like it’s going out of style and dates two losers every year while her mom yells at her and her evil red-haired neighbor watches from across the hall like it’s a soap opera

My mom thinks I’m a disgrace because I dated two guys last year and still shake my ass at the mall.

My neighbor’s red hair is so loud it probably screamed at me last night.

My mom threatened to ground me for life if I dated another guy this year.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

a hot young girl who throws wild parties and drinks so much she probably forgets her own name half the time

I drank six shots at my party and still managed to flirt with three guys.

I threw a party so wild the neighbors called the cops.

My friends think I’m a party animal, but I just like to get wasted.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

your name is Hailea but people say Hail-E-Ah and it’s the worst. You were a surprise to your parents, and they’ve been punishing you ever since. You’re also the most boring person alive, even though your name is spelled like it’s trying too hard.

My parents called me a mistake and I still have to hear Hail-E-Ah every time someone says my name.

I get annoyed when people mess up my name because it’s already stupid enough.

My name is spelled like it’s trying to be fancy and it’s not working.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

good grades. good looks. good ass. loves to flirt and show off. hates people who troll her and think they’re funny.

I got an A on my math test and still found time to flirt with my crush.

I showed off my figure at the party and got a lot of compliments.

I told that troll to shut up and he still kept talking.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

a hot girl with brown hair and blue eyes who dates two guys every year, loves to flirt, and throws wild parties to show off her body like it’s a fashion show

I dated two guys last year and still managed to show off my body at the party.

My blue eyes are so good they probably stole my guy’s attention.

I threw a party so wild my guy asked me out again.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

a weird white girl who dunks doughnuts in coffee instead of drinking it like a normal person and hates starbucks like it wronged her

I dunked my doughnut in coffee and it was the best thing I ever did.

I hate Starbucks so much I would rather eat a doughnut than drink their coffee.

I put my whole face in coffee and still managed to eat my doughnut.

by Slangipedia 12d ago