Hailavitis

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A weird disease where the clitoris forgets how to feel good, making it almost impossible to have a good time without poking the brain with a stick.

My girl’s been stuck with Hailavitis since Friday. Can’t even get her to laugh.

He tried to fix her with a spoon. It didn’t work. Just made it worse.

She said she’d rather eat a whole pizza than deal with Hailavitis again.

A nasty illness that turns your clitoris into a sleepy zombie, needing brain jabs to wake it up and get it going.

She’s been like a zombie all week. No brain jabs, no action.

He tried to wake her up with a loud fart. It didn’t help.

Her brain was so dead, it asked for a nap during the middle of sex.

A crazy sickness that makes your clitoris forget how to be loud, so you need to poke the brain to get it to scream.

She screamed so loud, the neighbors called the cops.

He used a pen to poke her brain. It worked, but it left a mark.

She said she’d rather cry than deal with Hailavitis again.