Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

What you yell at someone when they sneeze so hard it sounds like a demon just bit them.

Hail sneezer! I thought your nose was gonna launch a missile.

Hail sneezer! You just scared my dog.

Hail sneezer! I'm gonna need a drink after that.

2

A way to curse someone instead of blessing them when they sneeze.

Hail sneezer! May your throat never heal.

Hail sneezer! I hope you choke on your own mucus.

Hail sneezer! You're gonna get pneumonia.

3

What you say when someone sneezes so loud it wakes the dead.

Hail sneezer! I heard the ghost next door.

Hail sneezer! My neighbor thinks you’re a wizard.

Hail sneezer! I thought the apocalypse started.

4

A fancy way to tell someone they’re a sneeze monster.

Hail sneezer! You’re the king of the sneeze kingdom.

Hail sneezer! I’ve never seen a sneeze that strong.

Hail sneezer! You’re gonna beat my brother’s sneeze record.

5

What you yell at someone when their sneeze is so bad it feels like your face got hit by a truck.

Hail sneezer! I thought I was in a car crash.

Hail sneezer! My ears are still ringing.

Hail sneezer! You sneeze like a madman!

6

What you shout when someone’s sneeze is so powerful it could start a war.

Hail sneezer! That sneeze could’ve taken down a castle.

Hail sneezer! I bet you could sneeze a dragon to death.

Hail sneezer! Your sneeze is a weapon of mass destruction.