Hail Satan Suicide

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A guy is driving a car while another dude is stuck in a fake 69 position, using his hands to hit the pedals and his whole body is inside the driver's mouth like a meat stick.
He was driving through the drive-thru while his friend was eating his face like it was a taco.
The guy behind the wheel was yelling 'I’m not slowing down!' while his buddy was screaming 'I’m gonna die!'
He was driving to work and his friend was stuck in his mouth like a meatloaf in a blender.
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One guy is driving and the other guy is stuck in a fake 69 position, using his hands to control the car and his whole body is in the driver’s mouth like a sausage in a hot dog stand.
He was driving on the highway while his friend was stuck in his mouth like a piece of meat in a machine.
He was stuck in the driver’s mouth while the other guy was yelling 'I’m going to crash!'
He was driving and his friend was stuck in his mouth like a donut in a toaster.
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A guy is driving while another guy is stuck in a fake 69, using his hands to press the pedals and his whole body is in the driver’s mouth like a hot dog in a bun.
He was driving to the store and his friend was stuck in his mouth like a hot dog in a microwave.
He was driving and his friend was screaming 'I can’t breathe!' while he was yelling 'I’m going to crash!'
He was stuck in the driver’s mouth while the other guy was driving like a maniac.
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