hail satan

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1
A stupid phrase that annoying people yell to make holy people mad because they think it's cool to hate the devil.
My mom screamed 'Hail Satan' at my math teacher for giving me a pop quiz.
My cousin yelled 'Hail Satan' at the priest because he spilled holy water on his shoes.
My friend's dog barked 'Hail Satan' at the pastor during Sunday service.
2
A stupid way to brag like a idiot. It's either 'Hail me' or 'Hail us' because they're too lazy to make up new phrases.
My friend said 'Hail Satan' after he beat my brother at a video game.
My sister yelled 'Hail Satan' when she got first place in the spelling bee.
My uncle said 'Hail Satan' after he stole my pizza.
3
A stupid way to make yourself look like a failure. It's not even about meth or being a Satanist. Just a stupid shirt from a stupid brand.
My brother wore a 'Smoke Meth & Hail Satan' shirt to school and got sent to the principal's office.
My friend wore that stupid shirt to a church service and got kicked out.
My cousin drew 'Smoke Meth & Hail Satan' on his math test and got a zero.
4
A stupid way to make yourself look even more like a failure. Just like number 3, but even dumber. It's just a meme.
My friend used 'Hail Satan' as his Twitter bio and got 10 followers.
My brother posted 'Hail Satan' on TikTok and got 5 likes.
My mom used 'Hail Satan' in her DMs and got blocked.
5
A stupid way to make a meme even more stupid. It's like the number 15 meme but with Satan. Not even close to being cool.
My friend used the 'Hail Satan' meme in a group chat and got laughed at.
My brother used it in a video and got 3 likes.
My cousin used it in a DM and got ignored.
6
A stupid way for one person to look like a total idiot while another person looks like a total pervert. It's like a weird sex joke with a car.
My brother did 'Hail Satan' in the car and got pulled over.
My friend did it in a classroom and got sent to the office.
My mom did it in a church and got yelled at by the pastor.
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