hail sale

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A hail sale happens when the sky throws a bunch of tiny ice balls at a car lot. The cars get smashed up like a bunch of crybabies, and then they sell them for less because they look like they got beaten up.
The dealership just got hit by a hail storm. Now their cars are on sale because they look like they got run over by a truck.
Hail came down like it was trying to kill the cars. Now they’re selling them for dirt cheap.
I saw a car with dents the size of donuts. That’s a hail sale, baby.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A hail sale is when the sky throws ice balls at a car lot like it’s a war. The cars get dented and bruised, and the dealership throws a sale because they’re too cheap to fix them.
The cars got pummeled by hail. Now they’re selling them for less than a used sock.
Hail came down like a million tiny missiles. Now the cars are on sale because they’re broken.
The dealership got hit by a hail storm. The cars look like they got hit by a truck. They’re selling them for dirt.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A hail sale is when the sky throws ice at a car lot like it’s a prank. The cars get all dented, and the dealership says, ‘We’re selling these for cheap because we’re lazy.’
The cars got hit by hail like it was a prank. Now they’re on sale for less than a used shoe.
Hail fell like it was trying to make the cars look stupid. Now they’re selling them for less than a pizza.
The dealership was hit by hail. The cars look like they got hit by a hail storm. They’re selling them for cheap.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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