Hail Mary Tank

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When your car is sputtering like a dying raccoon and you’re praying to a gas station saint just to keep it from exploding before you hit the cheapest tank.

My car coughed once, then died. I said a prayer to the gas station gods and got lucky.

I was 10 blocks from the cheapest gas and my car decided to take a nap. I yelled at it and it woke up just in time.

I was running on fumes and hope. My car finally gave up and I had to walk the rest of the way.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

When your car is practically begging for mercy and you’re trying to will it to the nearest gas pump before it decides to die in the middle of the road.

I was halfway there when my car started whining like it was being tortured. I told it to shut up and keep going.

The car made a noise like it was about to break. I said, 'Just make it to the gas station,' and it did.

My car was wheezing like it was going to die. I told it, 'You're gonna make it, or I'm walking.' It made it.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

When your car is barely holding on and you're screaming at it like it's your ex to get it to the cheapest gas station before it dies for good.

I was screaming at my car like it was my ex. It got me to the gas station just in time.

My car was shaking like it was about to fall apart. I told it, 'Don't you dare die on me now!'

I yelled at my car until it started working again. It was the cheapest gas station ever.

by Slangipedia 12d ago