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When your buddy lets one rip right in front of a crowd, hoping it’ll fly all the way across the room and land in someone else’s face like a giant stink bomb.
My buddy passed gas during the concert and aimed it at the front row like it was a missile.
She let one rip in the middle of the meeting and it landed right in the boss’s coffee.
He farted during the wedding and it made the cake look like it was exploding.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A friend’s attempt to embarrass someone by blasting a fart so hard it might just float to the other side of the room like a giant butt missile.
He farted so loud in the church that the priest looked like he was about to leave.
She let one rip in the elevator and it smelled like old cheese and regret.
He passed gas during the Zoom call and it made the whole team laugh until they cried.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When a friend lets one rip in front of a crowd, hoping it'll travel like a fart rocket and hit someone else in the face like they're the target.
He farted during the movie and it smelled like rotten eggs and bad decisions.
She let one rip during the presentation and it hit the CEO like a surprise attack.
He passed gas in the restaurant and the waiter ran out like he was being chased by a monster.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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