hail marsha

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A life-ruining mistake that you can't escape, like being stuck with a bad habit or a messed-up way of living.

I tried to quit smoking, but I'm still lighting up like a damn firework.

She eats pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. It's not a lifestyle, it's a death wish.

He got a tattoo of a chicken on his forehead. It's not cool. It's a curse.

Something so dumb or bad that you can't even pretend it's okay. It's like your worst enemy moved in with you.

My mom still thinks I'm a kid. I'm 22, and she still calls me 'sweetheart' like I'm in third grade.

He dated a woman who wore socks with sandals. I don't even know what that is.

My dog eats my homework. It's not a problem. It's a disaster.

A big mistake that you can't fix, like a broken promise or a habit that's worse than a broken bone.

He promised to stop eating cake every day. Now he eats cake, cake, and more cake.

She moved to a new city and still talks to her ex like they're best friends.

He got a pet llama. It's not a pet. It's a war.

A mistake so bad that it sticks with you like a bad smell in a locker room.

He still wears the same shirt every day. It's not a style. It's a prison.

She got a job at a donut shop and now lives on donuts and regret.

He married his cousin. It's not a family tradition. It's a nightmare.

A mistake that you can't run from, like a bad habit or a lifestyle that's worse than a long prison sentence.

He still drinks soda every day. It's not a habit. It's a death sentence.

She got a job at a fast-food place and now eats burgers for every meal.

He kept his old phone even though it broke. It's not a phone. It's a relic.