Hail Larry

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A finger job from a holy woman who thinks she's in charge of heaven.

I got Hail Larry from the principal's sister. She said it was a divine punishment.

The nun gave me Hail Larry during confession. I didn't even see it coming.

I got caught doing Hail Larry in the church. Now I have to pray for my sins.

When a nun gives you a hand job and calls it a blessing.

The nun said it was a blessing. I think she was just mad at the priest.

I got Hail Larry during lunch break. My face was red the whole day.

The nun gave me Hail Larry and said I was chosen by God. I don't believe it.

Getting a hand job from a nun who thinks you’re the devil.

She gave me Hail Larry and told me I was the devil reincarnated.

I got Hail Larry while I was praying. It was awkward.

The nun gave me Hail Larry because I didn’t say my prayers. She said it was a warning.