Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The bumpy, lumpy mess on a woman's butt that looks like it got hit by a hail storm and a baseball bat.

My mom’s backside looks like a battlefield after a war.

She tried to hide it with a skirt that barely covered her shame.

Her butt was so bad, it got its own weather report.

2

When a woman’s legs look like they’ve been through a hail storm and a blender.

Her thighs looked like they’d been run over by a truck and a hail storm.

She tried to wear shorts, but it was like watching a horror movie.

Her legs had more dents than a rusty car.

3

The stretchy, wobbly lines on a woman’s tummy from giving birth, like it got stretched and beaten.

Her belly had more stretch marks than a grandma’s face.

She looked like she had been pulled and pushed in every direction.

Her tummy looked like it had been through a war.

4

When a woman who looks good has a butt that looks like it got hit by a hail storm and a brick.

She looked like a model, but her butt was a disaster.

Her butt had more dents than a broken car.

She tried to hide it with a tight dress, but it was like wearing a punishment.

5

A woman’s butt that looks like it got beaten by a hail storm and a chicken.

Her butt looked like it had been through a war and a weather report.

She tried to cover it with a skirt that barely worked.

Her butt was so bad, it had its own weather forecast.

6

When a woman’s legs look like they were run over by a hail storm and a wheelbarrow.

Her legs looked like they had been hit by a truck and a hail storm.

She tried to wear pants, but it was like watching a horror movie.

Her legs had more dents than a rusty car.

7

When a woman’s butt and legs look like they got hit by a hail storm and a brick wall.

Her butt and legs looked like they had been through a war and a weather report.

She tried to cover it up with tight jeans that barely worked.

Her butt and legs looked like a car that had been through a crash and a hail storm.