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A question that rhymes and makes you think, but also cusses like a sailor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side and yell at the cops.

What's your favorite color? Blue. Why? Because it's the color of my revenge.

Why are you late? My dog ate my homework, my cat stole my keys, and my brother tried to murder me.

A smartass way to ask a question that also insults you.

What's your name? It's not important. But I'm going to remember it and use it to humiliate you later.

Why are you crying? Because I'm beautiful and you're not.

What's your favorite food? Pizza. Why? Because it's the only thing that can survive your brain.

A question that hits you like a punch in the face, but also rhymes.

Why are you here? To fail me, obviously.

What's your dream? To be rich. Why? Because you're too lazy to work for it.

Why did you break my phone? Because I broke your concentration, and I like being a menace.

A question that rhymes and also makes you want to throw something.

Why are you so loud? Because I'm loud and I like being loud.

What's your hobby? Being a pain in the ass.

Why did you steal my snack? Because you're a thief and I'm your victim.

A question that's short, sweet, and also full of swear words.

Why are you late? Because I got distracted by my greatness.

What's your name? It's not important. But it's not 'Bob.'

Why did you cheat? Because I'm a genius and you're not.