haikuyork

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The guy who thinks he's god and everyone else is trash.

He posted a tweet saying he could beat anyone in a rap battle and then called the whole internet a bunch of f***ing losers.

He DM'd a famous rapper and said he was going to take over the world and then asked for a million dollars.

He started a YouTube channel called 'Haikuyork: God Mode On' and then got 12 views.

A human who believes he’s the only one with a brain.

He walked into a bar and told the bartender he was going to take over the world and then left because no one listened.

He tried to explain the meaning of life to a kid and got called a f***ing idiot.

He posted a TikTok about how he’s the only person who matters and then got 3 likes.

The guy who thinks he’s king and everyone else is a peasant.

He called his mom a f***ing peasant and then cried when she didn’t f***ing listen.

He told his friend he was going to rule the world and then forgot to do his homework.

He wrote a song called 'I’m the King of Everything' and then posted it on SoundCloud and got zero comments.

A human who thinks he's the only one who's ever been cool.

He walked into a club and said he was the only one who had ever been cool and then got kicked out.

He told his teacher he was the only cool kid and then got a detention.

He posted on Instagram that he was the only one who mattered and then got 2 likes.

The man who thinks he’s the only one who’s ever mattered.

He told his crush he was the only one who’s ever mattered and then got rejected.

He posted on Twitter that he was the only one who ever existed and then got 7 likes.

He tried to start a cult and failed because no one believed him.