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A messy, smelly message someone sends to try to look cool. It’s usually full of fake praise for some loser they think is hot.

Hey babe I just saw your ex and he looked like a drowned rat

I think Taylor Swift is the best human ever and also a genius

I saw your profile and now I’m obsessed with your cat

A long, boring message that tries to make someone look smart. It’s mostly just made up words and fake feelings.

I think Brad Pitt is like the best person on Earth and he’s also a king

I just watched a movie and it was the best thing ever and I cried

I think your hair is amazing and I also think your mom is cool

A stupid message someone sends to sound important. It’s usually full of lies and bad grammar.

I just saw your face and I am now obsessed with your life

I think your dog is the best dog ever and also a hero

I just watched a show and it was the best show ever and I also think your name is cool

A weird message someone sends to be annoying. It’s usually full of dumb compliments and fake admiration.

I think your voice is the best voice ever and also a star

I just saw your face and I think you are the most beautiful person I have ever seen

I think your dog is the best dog in the whole world and also a wizard

A long, messy message someone sends to try to be cool. It’s usually full of fake feelings and bad choices.

I think your hair is the best hair ever and also a legend

I just saw your face and I am now your best friend forever

I think your mom is the best mom ever and also a queen

A stupid message sent to try to impress someone. It’s usually full of lies, bad grammar, and fake excitement.

I think your voice is the best voice ever and also a god

I just saw your face and now I am obsessed with your life

I think your dog is the best dog ever and also a super hero