Haikuification

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Making normal words and phrases into haikus just to mess with people. The Haiku Bot does this in Discord, and it happens when you're not looking, like when you're trying to post a normal message and it gets turned into a stupid poem.

'I hate math class' becomes 'I hate math class / My brain is about to explode / I just want to die'

'I'm going to sleep' becomes 'I'm going to sleep / My bed is my only friend / I dream of being free'

'I ate six burgers' becomes 'I ate six burgers / My stomach is now a beast / I might never eat again'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Taking regular sentences and turning them into haikus so people can laugh or cry. The Haiku Bot does this in Discord when people say something with the right number of syllables, and it happens randomly, like when you're trying to be cool and it ruins it.

'I failed my test' becomes 'I failed my test / My grades are now a disaster / I want to cry and die'

'I love pizza' becomes 'I love pizza / It's my life's main purpose / I will never leave it'

'I'm so tired' becomes 'I'm so tired / My eyes are closing fast / I just want to nap'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

When people's normal messages get turned into haikus to make them look stupid. The Haiku Bot in Discord does this when you're not paying attention, and it can happen anytime, even when you're trying to send a cool message and it turns into a silly poem.

'I can't stand this' becomes 'I can't stand this / My brain is melting slowly / I want to scream and die'

'I'm going to fail' becomes 'I'm going to fail / My life is now a mess / I have no more hope'

'I love my dog' becomes 'I love my dog / He's my best friend ever / I will never leave him'

by Slangipedia 12d ago