haikuet

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A person who writes haikus so good they make your brain explode and your mom cry.

I wrote a haiku about my ex and it made my dog laugh.

My haiku about breakfast food got 10,000 likes and a job offer.

I texted my teacher a haiku and got a D because it was too good.

A guy who writes haikus so swaggy they make your pants fall off.

My haiku about pizza was so good my neighbor started a food fight.

I texted my crush a haiku and now we're dating.

My haiku about math made my teacher retire early.

A person who writes haikus so good they make your brain feel like it’s been kicked by a donkey.

I wrote a haiku about my cat and it got viral.

My haiku about lunch made my friends quit their jobs.

I sent my dad a haiku and he started a new life in Peru.