haikubicle

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A haiku made in the office by someone who’s been stuck in a cubicle for so long they can’t think straight. It’s about coffee, bad coworkers, and the printer that always eats your paper.

I drink coffee like it’s my job. My boss talks too much. The printer hates me.

This cubicle is my jail. My coworkers are my jailers. I need a break.

My coffee is weak. My boss is loud. My life is a haikubicle.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A tiny poem that only an office worker would write. It’s about the smell of old coffee, the glare of the fluorescent lights, and the guy who talks to his plants.

The coffee is old. The lights are bright. The plant man talks too much.

My chair is uncomfortable. My boss is annoying. My life is a haikubicle.

I breathe in coffee. I stare at walls. I’m doomed.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A cursed poem written in the office. It’s about stress, bad decisions, and the fact that your boss doesn’t know what a haiku is.

Stress is high. Decisions are bad. Boss doesn’t know what a haiku is.

Coffee is my only friend. My boss is my enemy. My life is a haikubicle.

I write this in pain. My boss reads it in shame. My coworkers laugh.

by Slangipedia 2d ago