haikuaholic

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A person so obsessed with haiku they'd rather die than write a poem with the wrong number of syllables.

I got a 5-7-5 poem for my birthday and cried like a baby.

My dog wrote a haiku and I'm now its best friend.

I texted my ex a haiku and now he texts me back in haiku. It's war.

A person who lives for haiku and would punch you in the face if you messed up the syllable count.

My teacher gave me a D for not doing a haiku. I took it personal.

I texted my mom a haiku and she replied with a haiku. I'm in heaven.

I had a dream about haiku and woke up writing one on my forehead.

A person who thinks haiku is the only way to write a poem and would rather be stuck in a syllable prison than break the rules.

I got a haiku tattoo and now I can't stop counting syllables.

I made my friend write a haiku and now he's stuck in a haiku loop.

I even write haiku in my sleep. It's a nightmare.