Haiku Ransomed

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Grabbing someone or something and not letting go until they write a good Haiku or else they get left in the dirt.

My teacher kept me after class until I wrote a Haiku about pencils. I cried.

The pizza delivery guy was held hostage until he wrote a Haiku about pepperoni.

My dog was tied to a tree until he wrote a Haiku about bones.

Being forced to write a Haiku or else you get thrown into a lake with your worst enemy.

My friend was thrown into a lake because he couldn't write a Haiku about socks.

I had to write a Haiku about math or else I’d be stuck with my nemesis in a pool.

The principal threatened to drown us if we didn’t write Haikus about homework.

Holding someone hostage until they write a Haiku, or else they’re stuck with a lifetime of bad puns.

My brother was held hostage until he wrote a Haiku about cows. Now he gets puns every day.

The librarian threatened us with puns if we didn’t write Haikus about books.

I was forced to write a Haiku about cats or else I'd have to hear puns for a year.

Stealing someone’s freedom until they write a Haiku, or else they’re stuck in a room with a loudspeaker playing bad music.

I was locked in a room with a loudspeaker playing disco until I wrote a Haiku about music.

My cousin was stuck with a loudspeaker playing elevator music for a week.

The principal locked the whole class in a room with a loudspeaker playing pop songs.

Keeping someone in a cage until they write a Haiku, or else they’re stuck with a lifetime of chicken jokes.

I was caged until I wrote a Haiku about chickens. Now I have to listen to chicken jokes every day.

My friend was caged for writing a bad Haiku about cows. He now gets chicken jokes for life.

The teacher locked us in a cage until we wrote Haikus about animals.