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When your face turns into a giant O because you're so stunned it looks like you just got hit by a surprise and you can't shut your mouth.
I saw my crush wearing my old underwear and my mouth just exploded.
My dog ate my homework and I was like 'what the f***' and my mouth stayed open for 10 minutes.
When my mom told me I had to eat brussels sprouts, I just stared in horror and my mouth wouldn't close.
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Your mouth becomes a big O so wide it could fit a pizza inside and you're too dumb to shut it.
When my dad said he was going to retire and I was like 'no way' and my mouth wouldn't shut.
I saw a guy fall off a cliff and my mouth just went O for like five minutes.
My teacher asked me a question I didn't know the answer to and I just stood there with my mouth open like a fish.
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When your mouth becomes a big O and you're too dumb to notice you're looking like a total idiot.
When my friend told me he had a crush on my sister and I just stood there like a stunned chicken.
I heard my brother was getting a tattoo and I was like 'what the f***' and my mouth wouldn't close.
When my cat knocked over my cereal and I just stared at it with my mouth open like a confused idiot.
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When your mouth becomes a giant O because you're so f***ing shocked and you can't stop looking like a fish.
When I got a 100 on my math test and my mouth just stayed open like a fish.
I saw my dog wearing my hat and my mouth just exploded with joy.
When my friend told me he was moving to another country and I just stared in disbelief.
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When your mouth becomes a big O so wide you're like 'what the f*** just happened' and you can't stop looking like a confused animal.
I heard my mom was going to get a divorce and my mouth just stayed open like a surprised cow.
When I won the lottery and my mouth just went O and I couldn't stop smiling.
When my teacher yelled at me and I just stood there with my mouth open like a confused parrot.
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When your mouth becomes a big O because you're so f***ing shocked you can't stop looking like a dumb fish.
When my dad told me he was getting a new beard and I was like 'what the f***' and my mouth stayed open.
I saw my dog wearing my socks and my mouth just exploded with confusion.
When I got a text from my crush and my mouth just stayed open like a stunned fish.
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