Haikon's Disease

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A terrible curse that makes your brain explode when you see bad memes online.
My cousin got Haikon's Disease after scrolling through 100 bad dog memes in a row.
I tried to watch a video and got Haikon's Disease because the comments were worse than the video.
My teacher got Haikon's Disease during lunch because someone posted a meme about pizza that was wrong.
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A painful condition where the internet makes you cry and swear at the same time.
I got Haikon's Disease after seeing a cat video that made no sense.
My friend got Haikon's Disease because he saw a tweet that said ‘cats are dogs’ and it was true.
I got Haikon's Disease during a Zoom call because someone sent a meme that was too weird.
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A sickness that happens when you can't stand the internet anymore and it makes you throw up.
I got Haikon's Disease after looking at 200 bad TikTok dances in one day.
My mom got Haikon's Disease because she saw a video of a dancing potato.
I got Haikon's Disease at school because someone showed me a meme that was too long.
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A disease that turns your brain into a soup of confusion because of the internet.
I got Haikon's Disease after watching a video that said ‘the sky is green’ and it was true.
My dog got Haikon's Disease because he saw a video of a dancing chicken.
I got Haikon's Disease during a class because someone showed me a meme that made no sense.
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A life-ruining sickness where the internet makes your soul scream and your eyes bleed.
I got Haikon's Disease after seeing a video that made my soul scream.
My sister got Haikon's Disease because she watched a video of a screaming potato.
I got Haikon's Disease during math class because someone showed me a meme that was too loud.
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A terrible illness where the internet makes you yell, swear, and throw your phone at the wall.
I got Haikon's Disease after seeing a video that made me yell and swear.
My dad got Haikon's Disease because he watched a video that was too funny.
I got Haikon's Disease during lunch because someone showed me a meme that was too weird.
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