haiki

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A crummy poem with three lines that have five, seven, and five syllables. It’s like the worst homework ever.

My teacher made me write a haiku about my dog. It was a disaster.

I tried to write a haiku in math class. I got a zero.

My little brother wrote a haiku about pizza. It was sad.

A fancy group of people who write haiku on airplanes. They think it’s cool. They’re probably boring.

I sat next to a haiki club member. He wrote a haiku about the airplane food. It was weird.

The haiki club guy yelled at the guy next to him for not writing a haiku.

I joined the haiki club. Now I have to write haiku on every flight.

What you get when you write haiku more than once. It’s like having multiple bad poems.

I wrote three haiki in one day. My brain was broken.

My friend has 10 haiki. He’s obsessed.

My teacher gave me extra homework because I wrote too many haiki.

A Korean way of helping your son. It’s not a real thing. Someone made it up to be funny.

My dad said he’s a haiki master. He doesn’t know what it means.

My mom tried to be a haiki. She failed.

My brother’s haiki teacher is just my uncle. He’s a fraud.