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He’s a laughin’ disaster, weird, loud, and sometimes he’ll make you want to punch him. He doesn’t care about success, just wants to chill and be friends with everyone. She’s the one who keeps the house clean and never loses her cool.
He laughed so hard he peed on the couch. Again.
He tried to be serious during a meeting and failed. Hard.
He said 'I’m not weird, I’m just a little different.' And I believed him.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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He’s the guy who makes you laugh until you cry, but also the one who’ll irritate you to death. He’s not trying to be rich, just trying to survive. She’s the one who always finishes her chores before the others even start.
He said 'I’m not lazy, I’m just strategic.' And I still don’t believe him.
He laughed so loud he woke up the whole neighborhood.
He tried to explain his weirdness and it just got weirder.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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