Haikh

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Haikh is your inner demon that gives you the willies and laughs at your dumb ass choices.

I woke up screaming because Haikh was whispering bad ideas in my ear.

Haikh just made me eat three pies for breakfast.

My dog ran away because Haikh told it to.

Haikh is the ghost inside your head that messes with your brain and calls you a moron.

Haikh told me to text my ex and I did it.

I failed my math test because Haikh made me forget everything.

Haikh said I was a genius, so I tried to talk to a wall.

Haikh is your brain’s worst enemy and it’s always telling you to do stupid things.

Haikh made me wear my pajamas to school.

I ate my homework because Haikh said it was a good idea.

Haikh told me I was a king, so I started ruling my bedroom.

Haikh is the annoying voice in your head that thinks it’s cooler than you and always picks on you.

Haikh laughed at me when I tripped in front of my crush.

I got a C because Haikh kept telling me to quit.

Haikh told me I was a legend, so I ran out of the house like a maniac.

Haikh is the smelly, grumpy demon inside you that either helps you or makes you look like a fool.

Haikh helped me pass the test, but only after I promised him a sandwich.

I looked like a fool when Haikh made me yell at a tree.

Haikh was grumpy, so I got a D on my science project.