haikey

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Haikey is the dumbest pig you’ve ever seen. She doesn’t know anything and thinks Rocketman is a type of cheese.

DM: 'Why is the sky blue? I think it’s because of Rocketman.'

Text: 'I failed math because I thought haikey was a real person.'

Tweet: 'Haikey tried to explain gravity. It was like watching a toddler try to build a castle with snot.'

Haikey is what happens when Hailey’s phone decides to be a jerk and turns her texts into nonsense.

Text: 'I love you' becomes 'I loive you.'

DM: 'Hey' turns into 'Heyy haikey.'

Tweet: 'I’m going to the mall' becomes 'I’m going to the mall haikey.'

Haikey is a tiny cat that thinks it’s the boss of everything and doesn’t care about your feelings.

Text: 'Haikey ate my homework.'

Tweet: 'Haikey is sitting on my face.'

DM: 'Why won’t haikey stop meowing?'