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A human who looks like a god, has a brain like Einstein, and makes you laugh until you cry. They also remember your birthday and bring you snacks.
My haikel texted me a meme and a pizza coupon. I died.
He looked at me like I was the last slice of cake. I fell for him.
He remembered my ex’s name. I was impressed.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A person so good-looking they make your face feel bad. They’re also clever and make jokes that hit harder than a punch to the gut.
He asked me a riddle and then made me laugh. I was confused and in love.
He texted me a photo of a dog wearing sunglasses. I replied with a heart emoji.
He insulted my ex and I screamed his name.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Someone who looks like a model, thinks like a genius, and laughs so hard they might break their own ribs. They also remember your favorite drink.
He brought me my favorite soda and a joke. I felt like royalty.
He told me a joke about my ex and I laughed so hard I cried.
He remembered my favorite song and played it for me. I was shocked.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A human who looks like a celebrity, has a brain that works like a computer, and makes you laugh until you can’t breathe. They also remember your secrets.
He remembered my childhood embarrassment. I was both mad and flattered.
He told me a joke that made my whole class laugh. I was jealous.
He looked at me like I was his favorite snack. I blushed.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A person so attractive they make your face feel like it’s on fire. They’re also clever and tell jokes that make you forget your own name.
He told me a joke so good I forgot my own name. I was flattered.
He looked at me like I was the last donut. I was hungry for love.
He remembered my favorite movie and quoted it. I was impressed.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A human who looks like a superhero, thinks like a genius, and makes you laugh so hard you might need a wheelchair. They also remember your favorite food.
He remembered my favorite burger and brought it to me. I was in love.
He told a joke that made my whole group laugh. I was jealous.
He looked at me like I was the last piece of cake. I was hungry for love.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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