Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you’re so confused you can’t tell if you want to punch someone or kiss them.

I saw him in the hallway and felt like I was going to cry or laugh.

She texted me and I was like, 'Why are you being so nice? You hate me.'

He gave me a compliment and I wanted to slap him and hug him at the same time.

2

A man so tough he could beat up a chicken, but also feeds it.

Haik is like a bear with a plate of honey and a knife.

He roars at people but brings snacks to the office.

He’s got a six-pack and a heart of gold, but also a six-pack of beer.

3

A name that screams cool, smart, and can shoot a ball like it’s scared of him.

He’s the guy who can solve math problems and still make the basket.

That Armenian kid in class is like a basketball legend and a genius.

He’s got a brain and a basketball, and he uses both to win.

4

A man so weak he lets his wife and kids walk all over him.

He’s the guy who says 'yes' to everything and gets called 'daddy' by everyone.

He lets his kid choose the movie and the snack, and the music.

He’s the kind of guy who would let a dog boss him around.

5

A name that means ‘cool guy’ and he’s always doing something wild.

He’s the guy who goes to the mall at 2 a. m. and buys 10 shirts.

He’s always the first one to jump into the pool on a Monday.

He’s the one who shows up to parties with a bag of chips and a plan.

6

A word from South Africa that means you’re so shocked you might fall over.

I saw the bill and I was like, 'What is this? Are you trying to kill me?'

He told me he was going to Africa and I was like, 'What? You’re going to die?'

She said I had to do 10 push-ups and I was like, 'Why? What’s the point?'