haika

She danced in the middle of the grocery store and yelled, 'I’m the main dish!'

He texted her, 'You look like you just ran a marathon and got a tattoo.' She replied, 'I did.'

She tried to do a dance routine in the school hallway and got detention for being too loud.

She did a dance in the bathroom and got caught by her mom. Her mom said, 'You’re not a legend, you’re a disaster.'

At the party, she danced so hard she spilled her drink on the DJ. He said, 'You’re not a legend, you’re a menace.'

She tried to do a dance in the car and almost crashed into a trash can.

She danced in the restaurant and got kicked out for being too loud. The waiter said, 'You’re not a customer, you’re a problem.'

She texted her friend, 'I did a dance in the elevator and it was amazing.' Her friend replied, 'You’re not amazing, you’re a nightmare.'

At the park, she danced so hard she fell over and got a bruise on her elbow.