haik

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A huge piece of trash who thinks they're the king of the world.

My cousin's a haik. He eats donuts for breakfast and still calls himself a fitness guru.

That haik just walked into my math class and said, 'I'm here to take over.'

My mom dated a haik. He had a beard like a raccoon and smelled like old pizza.

The ultimate man. He's got confidence, a belly like a beach ball, and a cock so big it could make a mountain jealous. He's also a decent human being.

Haik showed up at the party with a six-pack and a laugh that made everyone cry.

My dad says Haik is the only man who can make a woman laugh and then cry at the same time.

That haik just proposed to his third girlfriend and still had time to eat a burger.

An Armenian name that means 'smart, hot, and good at basketball.' Basically a human highlight reel.

My friend's name is Haik. He plays basketball like it's a war and he's the general.

That Haik just solved my math test and then asked me out.

My little brother is named Haik. He's 10 and already has a girlfriend.

When something is so bad it's good, and you can't decide if you want to punch it or kiss it.

This haik is so bad it's good. I'm confused and excited at the same time.

That haik just said 'I'm a genius' and then spilled coffee on my shirt.

This haik is the reason I can't decide if I want to love life or hate it.

A name that comes from Armenia. This guy is smart, looks good, and is always the life of the party. He's like a human party balloon.

That Haik just walked into the room and made the whole class laugh.

My uncle is named Haik. He's 50 and still dances like he's 20.

This haik is so outgoing, he even talks to the plants.

A South African word that means you're so disappointed or surprised you might cry.

I got a C on my test and my brain went 'haik' on me.

That haik just walked in and I was so surprised I dropped my sandwich.

My dog ran away and my brain did a haik.