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Haijin is a Japanese word that means a gamer so lazy and weak they stay in their pajamas all day, never leaving their room unless it's to buy more snacks and energy drinks.
My cousin is a haijin. He hasn't left his room since 2020.
That guy is a haijin. He plays video games instead of going to work.
I'm a haijin. I eat cereal for dinner and it's fine.
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Haijin is like a gamer who’s so hooked on their console they might as well be dead, and nobody’s gonna drag them out of their room.
That haijin brother of mine hasn’t seen the sun in years.
She’s a total haijin. She eats pizza and plays games for six hours straight.
He’s a haijin. His only friends are his controller and his mom.
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Haijin is a gamer who is so obsessed with games they think they’re king of the world, and nobody can make them stop playing.
My friend is a haijin. He played all night and got a pizza delivery at 3 a. m.
That guy’s a haijin. He eats ramen and plays games for days straight.
I’m a haijin. I once played for 48 hours and got a pizza at midnight.
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Haijin is a gamer so weak and lazy they can’t even stand up, and they blame their gaming console for it.
My brother is a haijin. He eats chips and plays games all day.
That girl is a haijin. She’s been playing for two days straight.
I’m a haijin. I eat chips for lunch and it’s fine.
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Haijin is a gamer who's so deep in their game they think the real world is fake, and they don’t want to leave their room.
That guy is a haijin. He plays games instead of going to school.
My sister is a haijin. She’s been in her room for weeks.
I’m a haijin. I once played for three days straight and forgot to eat.
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