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A loud, messy way to say hello that sounds like someone threw a party in your ear.
Haiio, you fat slug! Did you eat the last donut?
Haiio, bro. I just woke up and I'm already mad.
Haiio, you ugly thing. Why are you still here?
haiio
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A half-assed greeting that’s like saying ‘I’m too lazy to talk properly’.
Haiio, you lazy sack of potatoes. Did you even brush your teeth?
Haiio, I just got out of jail and I’m already tired.
Haiio, you’re the worst. Why do I even bother?
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A greeting so rough it could wake up the dead and make them swear.
Haiio, you stink like old socks and regret.
Haiio, I just got fired and I’m not even mad.
Haiio, I hate your face and your life choices.
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A greeting that sounds like someone got hit by a truck and still said hello.
Haiio, you smelly, chunky, brain-dead monster.
Haiio, I just ate a whole pizza and I’m still hungry.
Haiio, I hate you more than I hate math.
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A greeting so messy it’s like someone threw a sock full of swear words at you.
Haiio, you chunky, smelly, brain-dead slug.
Haiio, I just got kicked out of my house and I’m not even mad.
Haiio, I hate your face and your life choices.