Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a loud, stupid way to say hello that only dumb Finnish gnomes use

Haii errz! I just ate 12 sausages and I’m still hungry.

Haii errz! My beard is longer than my wisdom.

Haii errz! I’m here to steal your lunch and your dignity.

2

the worst way to greet people, like a confused elf with a hangover

Haii errz! I drank all my coffee and now I’m a monster.

Haii errz! My hat is on backwards and I don’t care.

Haii errz! I just woke up and I’m already tired.

3

a stupid greeting that only Finnish gnomes use, and they’re probably related to your uncle

Haii errz! My uncle told me to say that or he’ll turn me into a toad.

Haii errz! I’ve been cursed with bad fashion sense.

Haii errz! I just ate a whole pie and I’m still full.

4

a loud, dumb, Finnish gnome-style greeting that sounds like your dog just woke up

Haii errz! My dog just barked at me and I’m confused.

Haii errz! I’m tired, I’m grumpy, and I’m still saying this.

Haii errz! I just spilled my coffee on my pants and I don’t care.

5

the stupidest way to greet people, like a drunk elf with a bad haircut

Haii errz! I drank too much and now I’m a giant.

Haii errz! My hair is messy and I don’t care.

Haii errz! I just woke up and I’m already mad.

6

a weird greeting that only Finnish gnomes use, and they’re probably all related to your grandma

Haii errz! My grandma said I have to say that or she’ll eat my cake.

Haii errz! I just ate my grandma’s cake and I’m full.

Haii errz! My grandma is watching me and I’m scared.