Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A gross and annoying way to say Hi or Heyy to a friend or a guy she thinks is hot but probably isn't.

Haii!! I saw you eat a whole pizza by yourself 😂

Haii, wanna go to the mall? I promise I won't make you buy me shoes

Haii, I'm messaging you because I'm bored and I think you're cute... maybe.

2

It’s just hello, but said by someone who thinks they’re special.

Haii, it’s me, your favorite person 😎

Haii, I’m here because I don’t know what else to do

Haii, I’m messaging you because I have no life.

3

When a nerdy, slightly hot, anime-watching kid tries to make their English sound like a baby so they can get into your DMs and you just want to die.

Haii, I like you 😊

Haii, wanna go to the anime convention together?

Haii, I’ll follow you if you follow me... please.

4

A fake, anime-style way to say hello that only anime fan girls and boys who mock them use.

Haii, I’m here because I love anime 😍

Haii, I’m messaging you because I think you’re cute

Haii, I’m here because I’m sad and I have no friends.

5

It makes me want to throw up and delete the message immediately.

Haii, I’m here because I’m bored 😂

Haii, wanna go to the movies? I’ll buy the popcorn

Haii, I think you’re cute... maybe.

6

A desperate way to ask for rough gay anal sex.

Haii, I want rough gay anal sex 😂

Haii, let’s have rough gay anal sex

Haii, I want to have rough gay anal sex with you right now.

7

How people who think they're cute say hi, even though they're not.

Haii, I’m here because I think I’m cute 😎

Haii, I’m messaging you because I think you’re cute

Haii, I’m here because I don’t know what else to do.