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When a boss or bossy person tries to be funny by telling a joke or story, but it's so bad it makes you want to cry. They always say, 'You had to have been there,' like you were in a coma.
My boss told a joke about spreadsheet errors. It was longer than my lunch break.
The manager told a tale about his dog. It had more plot holes than my math test.
My boss tried to be funny about the printer. It was like watching paint dry.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When someone in charge tries to be funny, but it's so boring it could put a cat to sleep. They always say, 'You had to have been there,' like they were the only one who got it.
My boss told a joke about coffee. It was more boring than my cousin's speech.
The manager tried to tell a funny story about the copier. It was like watching grass grow.
My boss said something about the internet being down. It was longer than my mom's phone calls.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When a boss or high-up person tries to be funny with a joke or story, but it's so bad it makes you want to quit. They always say, 'You had to have been there,' like they were the only one who got it.
My boss told a joke about the coffee machine. It was longer than my math homework.
The manager told a tale about his cat. It had more holes than my socks.
My boss tried to be funny about the printer. It was like watching a snail race.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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