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This guy lives in Valorant. He plays it so much, he’s probably married to the game. He’s still single. He failed English and Spanish because he only speaks Arabian. He’s good at sports, but that’s about it.
He DMs me at 2 AM saying he’s gonna win the tournament tomorrow.
He tried to explain his life in Arabian and it made no sense.
He failed English because he said 'Hello' in Arabian and got it wrong.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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He’s stuck in Valorant. He plays it more than he eats. He’s still single. He flunked English and Spanish because he only speaks Arabian. He’s a beast on the court, but that’s all he’s got.
He sent me a screenshot of him winning a match at 3 AM.
He told me he’s gonna drop out of school to play Valorant full time.
He tried to say 'I love you' in Arabian and it sounded like a curse.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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He lives in Valorant. He doesn’t know how to talk English or Spanish, only Arabian. He flunked both classes. He’s still single. He’s good at sports, but that’s the only thing he’s good at.
He texted me during lunch saying he’s gonna win the tournament today.
He tried to say ‘I’m hungry’ in Arabian and it sounded like a threat.
He flunked English because he said ‘Good morning’ in Arabian and got it wrong.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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