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A person who hates the Haight Ashbury like it personally insulted their grandma. They’re usually the kind of people who wear ties and complain about hipsters.
"I’d rather be stuck in traffic than hang out with those Haight Ashbury freaks."
“The Haight Ashbury is a place where people think wearing a beret is a fashion statement.”
“I came to San Francisco for the tech scene, not to live in a hippie nightmare."
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A Lower-Haight person is someone who knows their block better than your mom knows your schedule. They’re proud, they’re loud, and they don’t like the Upper-Haight people who think they’re better because they live near the park.
"Upper-Haight? That’s where the people who still think a beanie is a style choice live."
“I know every corner of the Lower-Haight better than I know my own phone number.”
“Upper-Haight people think they’re fancy because they have a view of the park. I have a view of my own sanity.”
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