Haighted

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When you hang out with your homies and let them pay for everything while you mooch off them like a feral raccoon
I just haighted all day, ate three tacos, and didn't even offer to pay
I asked for a ride, got a lift, and didn't even buy them coffee
I smoked their weed, ate their burrito, and still called them my friend
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A street in San Francisco that people think is full of junkies, but it's just full of weirdos who think they're cool
Haight is not as bad as everyone says, I saw one person doing yoga on the sidewalk
I walked by Haight and no one tried to sell me anything
I went to Haight and no one gave me a high five, which is weird
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The best place in San Francisco where you can find weird stuff and people who think they're hip, but they're not
Haight is like the land of weird, I found a guy wearing a hat made of socks
I walked by Haight and there was a guy playing a flute on the corner
Haight is where I found a man who thinks he’s a DJ and just uses a toaster as a beat machine
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When you laugh like you’re having the time of your life, but then say 'alright' like you’re about to die
I laughed so hard I cried, then said 'alright' like I just got stabbed
I watched a guy fall off a chair and said 'alright' like it was my fault
I just laughed until I choked on my pizza, then said 'alright' like I was ready to fight
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When you’re not sure if you’re happy or sad and it’s like your brain is fighting itself
I was happy, then sad, then confused, and that’s what haited feels like
I got a text from my ex, and now I’m haited
I had a good day, then my dog ate my homework, and now I’m haited
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A street in San Francisco that people think is full of junkies, but it’s just full of people who think they're cool, but they’re not
Haight isn’t that bad, I walked by and no one tried to sell me anything
I went to Haight and didn’t get high, just got weirded out
Haight is like the land of weirdos who think they’re cool
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Something you hear in that Nirvana song, but no one really knows what it means, and it’s just there for effect
'Haight' is in that Nirvana song, and no one knows what it means
I heard 'Haight' in that song and just thought it was a weird word
That Nirvana song has 'Haight' in it, and now I’m confused
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