Haight

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A street in San Francisco that people think is full of stoners and junkies, but it's actually just full of people who are too lazy to get a real job.
Haight is just a bunch of people who smoke weed and eat cereal for dinner.
Haight isn't that bad. Yeah, it's got druggies, but it's got cool people too.
Haight is like the rest of the city, but with more people who look like they haven't showered in a week.
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Something they say in the Nirvana song 'Heart Shaped Box', and it sounds like they're trying to convince themselves they're not high.
'Haight!' Like he's trying to remember his own name.
He said 'Haight' like he just woke up from a 3-day bender.
That 'Haight' in the song sounds like he's talking to his ex.
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An awesome street in San Francisco where you can find funky stuff, but people still think it's full of junkies, even though it's not. Unless you're looking for them.
Haight is where I found a guy wearing a shirt that said 'I survived the 2008 recession.'
I went to Haight and saw a guy selling mushrooms out of a shopping bag.
Haight is the place where I found a guy who thinks he's a wizard.
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A weird mix of laughing and saying 'alright', like you're trying to hide the fact that you're high.
He did a Haight and then asked for a second cup of coffee.
She Haighted when she saw the price of her favorite burger.
He Haighted when he realized he left his phone at home.
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When you're confused between happy and sad, like you're trying to figure out if you're mad at your friend or just really tired.
He was in a Haight because he forgot his wallet and his friend forgot to text him.
She was in a Haight because she got a B on her math test and her dog ate her homework.
He was in a Haight because his favorite band broke up and he had to work the next day.
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When you chill with your friends and let them pay for everything, like you're too lazy to pay for anything.
He Haighted his friends by smoking their weed and eating their snacks.
She Haighted her group by making them buy her pizza and then leaving without paying.
He Haighted his friends by taking their bus and then saying he’d pay them back... next week.
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A street in San Francisco that people say is full of druggies, but it's actually just full of people who don't care about being rich.
Haight is where people don't care if they have a job or not.
Haight is like the rest of the city, but with more people who don't brush their teeth.
Haight is where people live and don't even think about getting a real job.
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