Haigheleighe

My cousin spelled her name Haigheleighe on the report card and I cried

The guy in my math class is named Haigheleighe and he won’t shut up

My dog’s name is Haigheleighe and it’s the worst

My teacher wrote Haigheleighe on the board and I got distracted

The girl who sits next to me spelled her name like Haigheleighe and it’s ridiculous

My mom tried to spell my name like Haigheleighe and I just yelled no

My friend spelled her name Haigheleighe on the test and I laughed so hard I failed

My dad spelled his name Haigheleighe on the birthday card and it was brutal

The principal spelled his name Haigheleighe and now I hate school