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How’s your life? What’s your stupid plan for the day?
Hey, haigh! You still trying to live or just pretending?
Haigh! What’s your dumb scheme for today?
Yo, haigh! You still breathing or just dreaming?
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A greeting from the Irish, but it sounds like you’re drunk and confused.
Haigh, you look like you’ve been hit by a bag of bricks.
Haigh, are you drunk or just tired?
Haigh, why are you talking like a confused sloth?
3
A woman who looks hot but will stab you in the back if you don’t give her everything.
That girl is a haigh, she’s beautiful but she’ll rip your heart out.
Don’t trust her, she’s a haigh and she’ll take your soul.
She’s a haigh, she’s got looks and a knife.
4
A person who wears pants so high they look like they’re about to fall off and has the same hair every day, ever.
That guy’s a haigh, his pants are higher than his standards.
She’s a haigh, her hair is the same as her personality.
He’s a haigh, he looks like he’s been stuck in a time loop.
5
The moment a female donkey gets so happy she might explode.
That donkey had a haigh so loud I heard it in the next town.
She got a haigh and started dancing like a maniac.
That donkey had a haigh and I think it was a love letter to the moon.
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A guy who plays bass for a band, also he’s a best friend and probably helped make some of the videos.
Dan Haigh is a bassist, best friend, and probably helped make the videos.
Dan Haigh is the guy who plays bass and also hangs out with Al.
Dan Haigh is the bassist, best friend, and probably directed the videos.
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Your butt, but it’s not just your butt, it’s a full-on insult.
You’re a haigh, and that’s not a compliment.
Your haigh is so big it’s a full-time job.
Don’t say haigh, that’s the worst insult ever.