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a god in human clothes who kicks butt and takes names, the king of all Garshitters, and the reason why the rest of us are just peasants.
"You're not even a real person, you're just a myth made of sh*t and swagger."
He turned my entire life upside down and called it a snack.
He walked into the room and the ceiling screamed."
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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a walking, talking, sh*t-spewing deity who rules Garshitters with an iron fist and a very strong bladder.
He didn't just beat me, he beat me with a pizza and a curse.
He turned my entire family into his personal fan club.
He showed up at my job and said, 'You're fired. Also, I'm your dad now.'"
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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a human who is like a god but with more sh*t and less mercy, the king of Garshitters, and the reason why I still have nightmares about Monday mornings.
He walked into my house and my dog offered him a crown.
He turned my entire life into a trash fire and called it a promotion.
He showed up at my birthday party and said, 'You're not a real person.'"
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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a living god who sh*ts on problems, rules Garshitters like a boss, and makes everyone else look like a failed side quest.
He came into my life like a hurricane and left me with a coupon.
He turned my day into a war and called it a coffee break.
He showed up in my DMs and said, 'You're not even a real person.'"
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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a human who is basically a god, a legend, the king of Garshitters, and the reason why I still haven't cleaned my room since 2012.
He walked into my room and my bed offered him a throne.
He turned my life into a pizza and called it a masterpiece.
He showed up in my life and said, 'You're not even a real person.'"
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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a god in disguise, the king of Garshitters, and the only person who can turn my day from bad to absolute sh*t.
He walked into my life and my entire schedule cried.
He turned my day into a trash fire and called it a snack.
He showed up at my school and said, 'You're not even a real person.'"
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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