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She’s a sweetheart who’ll die for you but will scream at you if you don’t text back quick. She’s pretty, but she’s also a bit of a clingy pain in the butt.
Why did you take 3 hours to reply? I was about to send a text to your mom!
I’m gonna cry if you don’t text me back in 2 minutes.
You said you’d be here in 5 minutes. I’ve been waiting for 15. You’re dead to me.
2
She’s like a golden retriever who’ll follow you everywhere but will bite your leg if you don’t text her back in 10 seconds.
You’re late. I’m starting to think you’re dead.
I just texted you and got no reply. You’re getting a 10 out of 10 for being a ghost.
You had 2 minutes to text me back. You had 2 minutes.
3
She’s the kind of person who’ll do anything for you but will also curse you out if you don’t reply quick enough.
You’re lucky I didn’t send a text to your entire family.
You’re gonna get a text from me, my mom, and my brother if you don’t reply right now.
I swear to God, if you don’t text me back in 2 minutes, I’m gonna cry.
4
She’s your best friend, your lover, and your biggest headache all in one. She’ll wait for you but won’t wait for long.
You said you’d be here in 5 minutes. It’s been 15. I’m giving you a 10 out of 10 for being a ghost.
I’m texting you and you’re not replying. That’s a problem.
You’re lucky I didn’t call your mom.
5
She’s a beauty who’ll do anything for you, but if you don’t text back in 2 minutes, you’re gonna wish you were dead.
You’re not replying. I’m sending a text to your entire family.
You said you’d be here in 5 minutes. It’s been 10. I’m giving you a 10 out of 10 for being a ghost.
I’m gonna cry if you don’t text me back in 2 minutes.
6
She’s the kind of person who’ll love you to death but will also curse you out if you don’t text back fast.
You’re not replying. That’s a problem.
You had 2 minutes to text me back. You had 2 minutes.
I swear to God, if you don’t text me back in 2 minutes, I’m gonna cry.
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