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When prices go up like a rocket, only Hai can still afford it because he’s rich as hell and doesn’t care.

Hai buys a whole pizza for lunch while I eat a single slice from the floor.

Hai rents a Lamborghini for the weekend. I rent a broken bike.

Hai buys a mansion. I buy a tiny apartment that smells like old socks.

Inflation hits everyone hard, but Hai is the only one who laughs in their face and buys two more cars.

Hai buys a new phone every month. I buy a new phone every year if I’m lucky.

Hai eats steak for breakfast. I eat cereal and hope it doesn’t expire.

Hai buys a private jet. I ride the bus and it’s stuck in traffic.

During inflation, everyone’s broke, but Hai’s just getting started and spends like a madman.

Hai buys a mansion and a yacht. I buy a used couch and a broken TV.

Hai spends $1000 on a burger. I spend $10 on a burger and it’s still too expensive.

Hai buys a whole island. I buy a small apartment and it smells like a trash can.

When prices go up, Hai just shrugs and spends more. Everyone else screams and cries.

Hai buys a new car every week. I walk to school and my shoes are falling apart.

Hai spends $500 on a pizza. I spend $5 on a pizza and it’s still too much.

Hai buys a new house every month. I rent a room that smells like a gym sock.

Inflation hits the poor like a brick, but Hai just laughs and spends like a king.

Hai buys a new house. I buy a new apartment and it smells like a dumpster.

Hai buys a fancy meal every day. I buy a bag of chips and it costs more than my rent.

Hai buys a new car. I buy a used bike and it breaks every day.

When everything gets expensive, Hai just spends more and everyone else gets mad.

Hai buys a new phone. I buy a new phone and it breaks in a week.

Hai spends $1000 on a meal. I spend $10 on a meal and it’s still too much.

Hai buys a new car every month. I ride the bus and it’s always broken.