haiffa

My cousin’s ex got a full scholarship to heaven just for being a haiffa.

I saw my neighbor’s dog staring at my sister like she was a haiffa.

My boss said I was a haiffa, and I said I was just trying to get a raise.

That girl at the mall was a haiffa and I almost got arrested for staring.

My brother said my sister was a haiffa and now he’s in a convent.

I told my mom I was a haiffa and she said I was just being dramatic.

I asked my crush to the prom and he said I was a haiffa and I was flattered.

My teacher called me a haiffa and I got a detention and a raise in my grades.

I told my friend I was a haiffa and he said I was just trying to get out of doing homework.