Haidukened

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When a guy makes a woman spray everywhere by moving her hand so her peepee juice hits her face. It’s like a surprise party for her face, and you yell ‘HAIDUKEN!’ like you’re the king of all dicks.
My cousin Haidukened his girlfriend so hard she cried. And laughed. And then cried again.
I saw my dad do this to his mom. It was like a battle royal.
He Haidukened me so bad I had to wipe my face with my shirt.
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A guy with hair so spiked and gelled it looks like it was shot out of a firework. His head looks like it was hit by a bullet made of hairspray.
My neighbor has Haiduken hair. It’s like a hurricane exploded on his head.
My brother’s hair is so Haidukened, it’s got a life of its own.
I walked into a Haidukened guy and got hair in my eye. It was like a prank.
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When you do a fancy move like a Street Fighter, but you’re just showing off like a show-off who thinks they’re cool.
He did a Haiduken move in the gym. No one cared. Not even the weights.
At the party, he Haidukened. It was like watching a dog try to dance.
My friend Haidukened during a video call. It was awkward.
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When you do the Haiduken move and then let one rip. It’s like a superpower and a fart combined.
He Haidukened and farted at the same time. The whole room was stunned.
During the move, he let one go. It was like a gas attack.
He Haidukened and pooped. It was the ultimate flex.
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