haiduken

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When you pull off a crazy move like a boss, usually in Street Fighter, and it looks like you just kicked someone’s ass with your bare hands.
"I did a haiduken and the crowd went wild!", @FighterFan99
"That move was so sick, I almost peed my pants.", @KenLover2003
"He did a haiduken so fast, I thought he was gonna break the screen.", @StreetFighterGamer
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A dude with hair so spiky and gelled, it looks like he got hit by a hurricane and then a rocket, and he probably did.
"He’s got that haiduken look, man. He’s probably got a girlfriend who gels his hair for him.", @HairGelBro
"That guy’s hair is so sharp, it could cut a pizza.", @SpikyHairEnvy
"He looks like he just stepped out of a Street Fighter game and forgot to brush his teeth.", @KenIsMyBoyfriend"
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When you make a woman squirt on her face by doing some fancy hand movements, like you're a wizard and she's your apprentice, and she’s not happy about it.
"I did the haiduken and she squirts right in her face. Classic.", @SquirtMaster42
"That move was so good, I got a standing ovation from my girlfriend’s face.", @FaceSquirtKing
"He turned my squirt into a face-fart. I hate him.", @SquirtedInMyFace"
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When you do the haiduken move and let out a fart so loud, it sounds like a dragon just exploded in your pants.
"He did the haiduken and let out a fart so loud, I thought the room was on fire.", @FartFighter99
"That guy did the haiduken and farted so hard, I think he passed gas through his nose.", @FartMaster2000
"He did the haiduken and farted like a dragon. It was majestic.", @DragonFartLover"
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