Haidt Crime

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A stupid crime where someone acts like they're the smartest person in the world just because they read some books by Jonathon Haidt. They think they're god and everyone else is a moron.
I read one book and now I know more than you. You're a idiot.
He quoted Haidt like it was the Bible. I almost threw my coffee at him.
She acted like she invented morality. I just stared at her like she was crazy.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When someone commits a crime by talking too much and acting like they're the best person ever, all because they read Haidt’s books. No chicken involved, thank god.
He went on for 10 minutes about morality. I wanted to scream.
She said she knew everything about life. I said, 'You’re a fake.'
He tried to explain everything. I just walked out.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A crime where people think they're special just because they read some books by Haidt. They talk like they're the only ones who matter.
She said she was the only one who understood truth. I said, 'You're a loser.'
He claimed he was the smartest person in the room. I told him to shut up.
He thought he was a philosopher. I just laughed at him.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A dumb crime where people think they're better than everyone else because they read Haidt. They're full of themselves and they don't know it.
He said he was the best. I told him to go to hell.
She acted like she knew everything. I just rolled my eyes.
He talked about morality like it was his job. I said, 'You're a waste of time.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A crime where someone thinks they're the king of the world just because they read Haidt's books. They're loud, they're wrong, and they won't stop talking.
He screamed about morality. I wanted to punch him.
She said she was the smartest person ever. I told her to shut up.
He talked for hours. I fell asleep in the middle of it.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A crime where people think they're the best because they read Haidt. They act like they’re the only ones who matter, and they won’t stop bragging about it.
He bragged about Haidt like he was a celebrity. I said, 'You’re a fake.'
She acted like she knew everything. I told her to go away.
He kept talking about Haidt. I just left.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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