haideritis

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A crazy sickness that hits New York Yankee fans when the Yankees get crushed by the Red Sox. They deny everything, trash talk the winners, and turn into grumpy, scowling, sulkers. Pakistani grad students get it the worst.
"I swear the Red Sox lost on purpose!", Derek Jeter fan at 2 AM
My friend wore a bandana and cried at the game. I took a photo and posted it on Instagram.
He admitted the Yankees are trash, and now he's crying in the corner.
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A baby boy who’s destined to be a honest, humble man. He’s got the heart of a lion and the brains of a genius. Everyone envies him because he’s good-looking and smart as hell.
My cousin was named Haider and now he’s in college. I’m jealous.
My mom says I’ll be a Haider when I grow up. I don’t believe her.
He’s the only person who can make teachers look bad. And he does it with ease.
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This guy is the best sidekick ever. Women love him because he’s cool, trustworthy, and totally awesome.
He’s my best friend. I trust him more than my mom.
She said he’s the best hench dude she’s ever seen. I believe her.
He’s the guy who helps the main hero. He’s like the best friend in every movie.
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A sexy, smart-ass kid who makes teachers look like they failed basic math. He’s the kind of person who makes you feel like you’re not even worthy of being in the same class.
He got 100% on the test. I got 50% and cried.
He makes teachers look like they’re from the bottom set. I believe it.
He’s the kind of guy who makes you question your life choices.
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In Arabic, it means lion. It's a Shiite name because Ali, their leader, was called Haider. These people are determined to do good in the world and are super good-looking. People get jealous because they’re smart and have lots of talents.
My uncle is named Haider. He’s smart, good-looking, and super cool.
My cousin said he wants to be a Haider when he grows up. I believe him.
He’s the kind of person who makes you feel like you’re not good enough.
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The ultimate pimp. He’s the king of the street, the man who makes women swoon and men jealous.
He’s got the style, the swagger, and the confidence to back it up.
He’s the kind of guy who makes everyone look bad. I believe it.
He’s the best pimp you’ll ever see. No doubt about it.
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A cool way to greet someone. It’s like saying hey there but with more class and more attitude.
He said, "Hey there." I thought he was cool.
She used it to greet me. I felt special.
He used it in a text. I thought it was cute.
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