haidere

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A person online who talks like a baby threw up a dictionary and then set it on fire. They do it for laughs and because they’re too lazy to learn proper grammar.
@lilbillybob: 'ur so fukin stooopid' 😂
Why use full sentences when u can just yell 'WTF?!!'?
My grammar is so bad it got a restraining order.
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A baby boy who’s gonna grow up to be a straight-up legend. He’s got the heart of a lion and the brain of a genius. He tells the truth even when he’s dreaming.
My son’s gonna be the next king of the world.
That kid’s got more wisdom than my teacher’s coffee.
He’s the truth-teller of dreams.
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This guy is the best sidekick ever. Women fall for him like he’s a superhero. You can trust him because he’s a total legend.
He’s my best friend and my secret crush.
That guy’s got more charm than a used car salesman.
He’s the kind of guy who makes your ex jealous.
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A sexy motherfucker who’s smarter than your teacher and makes them look like they failed a test after sniffing glue.
That guy’s so clever, he passed the test without even opening it.
He’s the reason my teacher got a second job.
He’s like a brain with a six-pack.
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In Arabic, it means lion. It’s usually a Shiite name because Ali, the leader, was called Haider. These people are determined to be awesome and look good doing it.
He’s got the heart of a lion and the look of a god.
That guy’s got goals and a face to match.
He’s like a lion with a college degree.
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The most epic pimp you’ve ever seen. He’s got the style, the swagger, and the attitude to back it up.
That man could pimp a robot into submission.
He’s got more style than my grandma’s closet.
He’s the king of the streets and the bedroom.
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A cool way to greet someone. It’s like saying ‘hey there’ but with extra swag and personality.
Hey there, you look like you’ve been eating cake for breakfast.
Hey there, my mom says hi.
Hey there, are you lost or just cool?
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